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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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