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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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