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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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