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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Coco eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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