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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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