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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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