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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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