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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Molly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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