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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Piper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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