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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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