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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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