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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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