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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Zeus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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