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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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