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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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