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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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