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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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