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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jenkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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