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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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