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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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