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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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