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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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