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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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