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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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