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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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