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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daenerys eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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