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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮
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