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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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