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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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