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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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