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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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