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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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