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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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