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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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