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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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