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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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