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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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