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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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