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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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