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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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