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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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