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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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