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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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