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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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