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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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