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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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