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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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