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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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