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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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