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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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