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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺
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