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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍
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