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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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