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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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